magnets and shiz

I get an MRI tonight. Should be fun. Never had one before. Is that where your tattoos explode?

I’m nervous. I hope I can keep still the entire time. What if I get an itchy booger? Am I supposed to just let it itch?

I just don’t understand this stuff. I just want to go back in time and pretend like it never happened. I want to go to work like a normal dude and I want to drive to the pizza shop and get some pizza because … pizza.

Then I get to have more tests next week. I’m a spectacle! 

Thursday, September 27, 2012 — 35 notes   ()


  1. penbleth said: You’ll be okay. I think they let you wear earphones for the noise. Itchy boogers will just have to bide their time. Sending you every best wish.
  2. ladameblanc said: They aren’t bad. People always freak out. I think it is cool being able to watch all the moving parts. But Im dorky like that.
  3. theymightbeclippy said: They’ll ask if you have any metal in your body, but I don’t think your tats will explode. I have them give me lots of meds and sleep through it.
  4. escapereality said: Good vibes!!!
  5. monkeyfrog said: The MRI is loud and makes weird noises and bangs. I turned it into a song with crazy ass percussion.
  6. talesofaniceberg said: I had to be MRI scanned for a tumor and my coping mechanism was to decide not to open my eyes. I mean, why do that to yourself? So I imagined that I was just lying quietly on a gurney waiting for an exam to complete. Don’t worry, it goes by quick!
  7. brniidgrl said: if i’m remembering correctly, they inject dye in you that makes you feel like you peed your pants. so, pee before they do it!
  8. do-over said: You’re just waiting for answers to some medical questions, is all. You’re okay. Hang in there. You’ve got a ridiculously adorable family and a good job with a terrific boss. You got this.
  9. vanpocalypse said: Worst part of the MRI for me was the sound. And the tube of doom. And an hour of not moving. In a tube. With awful sounds.
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