I get an MRI tonight. Should be fun. Never had one before. Is that where your tattoos explode?
I’m nervous. I hope I can keep still the entire time. What if I get an itchy booger? Am I supposed to just let it itch?
I just don’t understand this stuff. I just want to go back in time and pretend like it never happened. I want to go to work like a normal dude and I want to drive to the pizza shop and get some pizza because … pizza.
Then I get to have more tests next week. I’m a spectacle!