the ignorant warmth

Anonymous asked: Would you ever move back to Western New York?

I would. I would need a job. And my wife would need one, too. And I’d need a raise. And a new coat.

But yes, I love WNY. The circumstances would have to be just right, though. To be honest, I think the members of my immediate family who still live there will be leaving at some point in the next 5-10 years, anyway.

You know what might convince me to uproot our lives and move up to WNY? A GODDAMN WINNING FOOTBALL OR HOCKEY TEAM.