There is a juice extractor waiting for me on my front porch.
On my way home, I am going to stop at the grocery store and buy a shload of fruits and veggies.
When I get home, I’m going to juice the crap outta them.
Then I will drink said juice.
And it will be good. Well, maybe not GOOD in the tasting sense. But GOOD in the health sense.
Can you juice pizza?

