August 2012
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Prediction:
I will be very tired tomorrow.
And possibly hungover.
July 2012
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I need to stop eating.
I don’t have time to exercise. I just… don’t. I don’t want to sound like I’m making excuses, but here are my excuses:
I have a 9 month old and a jerk dog. If I happen to get the baby to go to sleep at a reasonable hour (and she just happens to sleep through the night without a screaming fit or two), I may be able to wake up at, oh, say 4:30am so I can make it to the...
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mattonfire:
You may’ve heard about a house explosion in a small upstate NY town this morning. If not, you can do a quick read here: http://www.buffalonews.com/city/communities/niagara-county/article962618.ece
I grew up in Wilson - the small town in which this happened - about a mile or so from this house. My parents still live in there and I visit frequently. In a rural area, people who live a...
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You may’ve heard about a house explosion in a small upstate NY town this morning. If not, you can do a quick read here: http://www.buffalonews.com/city/communities/niagara-county/article962618.ece
I grew up in Wilson - the small town in which this happened - about a mile or so from this house. My parents still live in there and I visit frequently. In a rural area, people who live a mile...
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WatchSo guess who’s 9 months old? This kid.
Here’s some video from last night of her taking a bath. Because that’s what we, as parents, do. Post pictures and videos of our kids in the bathtub so, one day when they’re much older, they’ll see it on the internet and get embarrassed and hate us.
Pay no attention to the man behind the iPad camera. He’s a turd with a...
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So I ended up getting a new iPad.
Now how about that motorcycle?
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A little tuesday action
I think I want a motorcycle.
I would also like a new iPad, and I’m trying to get work to buy me one.
Think they would buy me a motorcycle, too?
Probably not.
Damn poison ivy, fellas. All over my legs. That’s what I get for wearing shorts whilst strolling through an overgrown orchard. I like to sip cheap wine and watch Master Chef while the wife applies calamine lotion to the...
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Best wishes, congrats and all that good stuff
go out to Jason and Jess. I’ve been traveling all weekend, but I wanted to pop in on the Internets to let you both know I silently raised a glass to you guys last night. And then I raised a few more. And now I have a headache. So congrats you crazy kids. I’ve enjoyed being a creepy Internet lurker as your relationship grew.
