March 2012
29 posts
Mar 30th
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Sometimes I scroll through tumblr with a “get off my lawn” frown. Today is one of those days. Get off my lawn.
Mar 28th
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Remember when my kid had RSV?
Yeah, well, now I have it. Except I’m a grown-ass man, so I can handle it a little better than her. Right?  uhhhhhhhhhh make me some souuuuup.
Mar 28th
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1 tag
Who wants some RSV?
Lucy has all of it, and I’m looking to get rid of it for her.
Mar 23rd
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1 tag
Mar 21st
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1 tag
Mar 20th
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1 tag
Mar 19th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
33 notes
2 tags
Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 12th
30 notes
How much wine and beer can I charge to my room...
I don’t know, but let’s find out.
Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
11 notes
2 tags
Mar 7th
14 notes
2 tags
Only 15 per box? Come on, man.
Me: (Upon opening a box of girl scout cookies) That's it? Man, they really gyp you.
Friend: You know, that's offensive.
Me: What is? Gyp?
Friend: Yeah. It's a slur agains gypsies.
Me: Well, the amount of Samoas in this box is offensive to my fat ass.
Mar 6th
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3 tags
Mar 5th
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Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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cloudya asked: What are you doing up at this hour?
Mar 3rd
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fifthand57th asked: What's the best thing about fatherhood? What is the worst thing? (Diapers don't count.)
Mar 3rd
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raiselm asked: Where you been? We've missed you. Here's your complimentary fruit basket.
Mar 3rd
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Meh. Whatever. I tried.
Mar 3rd
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I feel like being ASSED a few questions →
Mar 3rd
The lives you people lead...
Good for you, with your fun and your friends and your free time and your traveling just for the hell of it and your exotic meals and your fancy beers. As you may be able to tell, I have nothing planned this weekend, nor do I have any spendin’ cash for merriment. But I have toffee crunch ice cream and a DVR full of shows I’ve yet to watch. So we’re even.
Mar 2nd
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