one truthism
Sometimes I wake up extra early so I can drink my coffee in peace and while it’s still hot.
January 2012
23 posts
Would you ever move back to Western New York?
I would. I would need a job. And my wife would need one, too. And I’d need a raise. And a new coat.
But yes, I love WNY. The circumstances would have to be just right, though. To be honest, I think the members of my immediate family who still live there will be leaving at some point in the next 5-10 years, anyway.
You know what might convince me to uproot our lives and move up to WNY? A GODDAMN WINNING FOOTBALL OR HOCKEY TEAM.
8 thingamajigs about something or something
- Had a twitter conversation with Andrew Koenig (the dude who played Boner Stabone on Growing Pains) a few weeks before he died.
- Hung out with all the cool Food Network celebrities this past fall at the NYC Wine and Food Festival.
- Was in a play where my only lines were burps. I nailed it.
- Met the mailman guy from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood and told him how much the show meant to me growing up. He signed a photo for me and said SPEEDY DELIVERY, then he ran off.
- Broke my ankle while jumping on a trampoline
- Got suspended from high school on the last day of my senior year for going on the roof and writing my name in the bell tower.
- Dropped 50 lbs in less than three months … then gained most of it back.
- Spoke on a panel about using social media and online resources to find work when you’re unemployed, even though I was unemployed and couldn’t find a job.
Baby!
Congrats Jason and Jess! She’s a beauty and I absolutely love the name. Now the real fun begins!
Did she come out holding an iPhone, setting up her tumblr account?
TRUTH!
Hungry. So hungry. I want to punch something. Then eat it.
I booked a flight to Chicago for March. After hitting SUBMIT, I immediately got that nervous “I hate flying” feeling I get when I fly. I hate flying. I hate it a lot.
My daughter is THIS CLOSE to laughing. She’s almost there. I tickle her feet and make silly faces and talk to her in dumb voices. But still no audible baby giggles. Big baby smiles, but no laughing. I can’t wait to hear her laugh. Maybe I need a new schtick.
I have a headache. Probably from not having caffeine. Fasting sucks. I’m daydreaming about food.
I can’t even.
