August 2011
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Truthful Tuesday
My boss just walked in on me having a heated argument with Cleverbot. I fumbled to close my laptop so fast that she probably thinks I was looking at porn or dicking around on tumblr.
Hey, here's an idea!
You should have a conference call on speakerphone with the volume turned up ungodly loud and leave your office door open so the entire floor can hear your conversation about a stupid promotion that we’re not even going to do. Why don’t you do that? Can you do that? Let’s do that.
God's Wrath
God’s wrath does not come in the form of a hurricane. It comes in the form of Michele Bachmann as President.
Do not piss off God.
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Hurricane? What hurricane?
The baby shower is going on as planned. Suck it up, grandma.
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Hurricane Party!
Starting this evening and ending whenever Irene is dead and gone.
I’ll bring beer.
What are you bringing?
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AGAIN!
I wanna do it again!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Turtle Tuesday
my dad just had surgery. this surgery is supposed to make him feel better and eventually be pain-free. but he’s addicted to some hardcore painkillers. my mom threw out his pills and is putting him in rehab. he’s got to get help and get better or else there will be consequences. he just might lose us all. mom has her work cut out for her and she’s gonna need some help. virginia is...
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WatchBest friends.
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I'm about to go for a run
I’m a smidge hungover. I’ve got a belly full of coffee and watermelon. My claves hurt. I’m tired.
And I’m gonna do at least 5 miles.
I’m a lil’ bit unsober.
A nice thing about working a half day on friday is that I get some time to scroll through all the SST pics from yesterday without someone bugging me about TPS reports.
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FedEx and shippers who require in-person...
suck harrrrd.
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Tuesday? Truth.
Two months or less and I’m a dad. That’s a little nerve-wracking, don’t you think? I don’t like other peoples kids. I hope I like my own. Wife’s baby shower is in two weeks and hardly anything has been bought off of our registry. None of the expensive shit, anyway. Guess I’ll be buying it.
Work is going well - and that’s a weird thing for me. I like my...
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British Government Considers Blocking Twitter,... →
Something tells me this wouldn’t help the situation.
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Truthful
I think years of constant social internet use has damaged my brain (memory, problem solving, etc). Either that, or I’m getting dumber with age.
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