I wrote a letter to my congressman this morning. I’ve never done that before. Well, wait. Maybe I have when I was in elementary school and we were learning about government or something. But I don’t think that counts. Anyway, my congressman is Eric Cantor. Yep, that clown. And he will most likely be the representative of the 7th district of Virginia as long as he wants because no one...
I think Google+ is down.
So, uh, tumblr… what’s going on? Uh… yeah, I, uh… *ahem* sorry about the past couple of weeks. Just let me come back and we’ll pretend like this never happened. i swear, baby, it can be just like before. G+ means nothing to me! You’re my number one, tumblr. I’ve always loved you more. Come here, let me give you a little Truthful Tuesday and a SST all over...
Are we doing this thing or what? Anyway, if you’re on and you want to share music with me, find me here. I think. I don’t know, I’m trying to play around with it. (That’s what she said)
The great migration
Many of the people I follow on tumblr (the ones who are actually worth following) are starting to show up in my Google+ stream. So… are we slowly closing this chapter of our little social network and moving on to the latest and greatest? Let me know because I still need to pack my GPOYs and SSTs. Or maybe we should just leave those here as a monument to posting for the sake of posting. ...
Truthful Tuesday: Something ain't right
I had a hard time getting out of bed this morning, but managed to force myself up early enough to go for a run. My run was horrible. I was slow and my knees hurt right from the first step off my porch, and I ended up cutting it short. It was way too hot and humid (at 5:30am!) and I was absolutely drenched in sweat. Took a shower and still sweating as I ate my morning yogurt and watermelon, and...
Just had my first experience with a full body scanner. Never have I been more aware of the size of my penis than that moment.
First pet peeve about G+
Some Turd Ferguson added me to one of his circles. I don’t know this guy, nor does his updates interest me. However, he likes to comment on my posts. And his comments are idiotic and a bit much. Yes, I made the post public. But still, this guy is annoying the F outta me. I have no desire to hear your take on every little update, assclown. Um… BLOCK. (No, Davio1962, I’m not...
Thanks for your tits
Tips. I meant tips. Thanks for your Las Vegas tips. I’ll be sure to try out a bunch of those. Tips.
Yup. I’m heading to Las Vegas in a couple days. I’ve never been. Any places I absolutely must check out? Any gambling advice? Let’s hear it. ?
Let’s make this happen, people. Hook a brotha up. mattjh2 at the gmail.