May 2011
26 posts
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May 31st
May 31st
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May 29th
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20 Weeks
We’re halfway there. Little Miss Thang is going to be here before I know it. This weekend, we’re beginning the clean-out-the-nursery phase. So now I have to find a place for all my junk super awesome memorabilia.  But anyway, 20 weeks. I hope the next 20 fly by, because I can’t wait to meet her and squeeze her little face (but not too hard because apparently babies have soft...
May 26th
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May 23rd
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Wow. Joplin, MO.
Just wow.
May 23rd
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May 21st
May 18th
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lots of wineZZzzzzz
May 17th
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May 16th
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Never, ever, ever
give a dog Advil. I found this out last night a couple hours after I gave him two pills. He was limping really bad and couldn’t put any weight on his hind leg (because I took him running in the morning and I think I pushed him a little too hard). He looked like he was in pain. I thought the Advil would take down some of the inflammation.  After he fell down the stairs, I got online to...
May 16th
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First Kiss, Five Words
School Bus with Bonus Boobage
May 13th
Just filled out a survey
Market research bitches love surveys.
May 13th
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sarkastickunt asked: Okay, so you;re having a baby and you need to buy her clothes and stuff so you go inside this giant baby store mecca and everyone looks like stepford wives and they are all zombie like and their eyes are all glazed over and husbands are holding purses and wives are oohing and ahhing over breast pumps and Boppy pillows and you start to get light headed and you get this brilliant idea for a Slurpee...
May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 6th
May 5th
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You guys are giant nerdballs.
But the correct answer is 643521
May 4th
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May 3rd
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It's a girl.
Yup. We’re havin’ a girl. It’s crazy how my thoughts completely shifted into “protective dad” mode when we found out. I’ve already cleared the hardware store out of deadbolts and padlocks.
May 2nd
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Does anybody know where I can find a "Mission...
May 2nd
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