1) Uprising in Libya
2) Soaring Radiation from Japanese Nuclear Plant
3) Wills & Kate Choose a Wedding Cake
I mean, shouldn’t the cake be number one on that list?
Exclamation point usage: Matt: 1, Swayingaway: 0
Capital letter usage: Matt: 0, Swayingaway: 1
Just in case you are trying to eat healthy and your pregnant wife is dragging you to all the fast food joints around town so she can satisfy her cravings and you think that a veggie on wheat sub from Quiznos would be a wise choice, calorie-wise, you would be sorrily mistaken.
According to the nutritional information, this mofo ranks right up there with the Bourbon Grille Steak, Steakhouse Prime Rib and Honey Mustard Chicken. It flat-out destroys the Honey Bourbon Chicken, Traditional and Turkey Cuban. I’m talking about a Veggie sub, people.
Here’s a tip, though: Read the ingredients and forego the cheese and guacamole. That should bring the total down. Or just be a good husband and smile while choking down your unexpectedly-unhealhty VEGETABLE sub like a man, and just tumbl about it later.
Figured 7am on a Saturday would be a good time to post this.
Just thought I’d let you know, in case that teen pop singer already hasn’t told you. Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards.
Also, it is casual day at the office. I guess everyone wears jeans on Friday. This being my first Friday at the office, I was not aware of the policy. Thus, am not wearing jeans nor feeling very casual.
Just sitting at work looking at Facebook when I heard someone coming so I quickly closed the browser but then I remembered that it’s my job to be on Facebook.
Ready for bed. Gotta get up and do it all over again.
I most certainly won’t have a lot of time to dick around on tumblr anymore. But I really think I’m going to enjoy this new jobbyjob. And hey, I’ll check in every evening, if I can. Don’t worry - I’ll still post pictures of me staring at a webcam like an idiot. Because I know how you all want to see that.
Here we go.
I don’t have one. I don’t watch Cartoon Network. I don’t even know what channel it is.
I’m a grown-ass man. I watch hockey and the Thursday night NBC lineup.