Guess who owes the government over 2 grand?
This fucking guy right here.
Freelancing blows. And that’s why I quit that shit for 2011.
January 2011
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So I stepped on the scale and saw a number I haven't seen in a long time
It was in the 170s. The high 170s. Okay, it was 179. But still, that means 26 pounds lost in one month. Holy cow. I think this calls for a celebratory beer. And pizza. Or burger. Or big bowl of pasta. And some chips. And a goddamn brownie.
Chicken Marsala
I make it the best.
That is all.
Organic Raisin Bran with blueberries and banana in almond milk
Just what kind of bougie asshole do I think I am?
2004 Matt is looking on, shaking his head in disgust as he takes a bite from his Sausage McMuffin.
Little known fact about me:
I rock the party that rocks the body.
I am eating the BEST soup right now. It's a chicken and dumpling soup. I love a good dumpling.
I'd make a video but I'm at work and the video function on my computer is broken. I can't call IT and be all, "Hey, I want to make a video of myself eating soup for the Internet. Can you fix this shit, please?"
So, alas, the world will have to go without.
Not to worry. I’ve artfully recreated your soup-eating in my mind and have made a mental bookmark of it for future reference.
And I thank you for not wearing pants in my recreation.
people eating soup →
peopleeatingsoup.tumblr.com
What? You didn’t think I would create a tumblr dedicated to soup? Psssh.
Please upload your pics/vids of the soup eating, because I have neither the time nor the inclination to maintain a tumblr dedicated to soup.
5'6"
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a ‘64 Impala
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Truthful Tuesday
I’m not about to drive 30+ miles just so I can get my vegetarian chili ingredients from that pretentious and uppity Whole Foods store.
Err… Yes I am.
Sometimes, I want to punch myself in the throat.
I don't want to brag or anything, but I'm Richmond famous →
richmondgrid.com
Here’s a little bio of yours truly in a local publication.
If I had a dollar for each pound of weight lost since I started this whole weight-loss thing,
I’d have enough money to buy myself a fattening, saucy, greasy, delicious meal at a nice restaurant. And a glass of wine. But just the house wine, not a fancy wine or anything. Maybe in the next couple of weeks, though.
