April 2010
76 posts
re: those damn hipstamatic photos
Everybody just calm the hell down.
Yeah, so I’m posting a lot of them. Big deal.
I like ‘em.
It’s a novelty that transforms my shitty iPhone photos into something that looks shitty on purpose.
I’ll probably get bored with it in a few days. Until then, go make yourself a glass of Country Time Lemonade, kick back in your hammock, power up the iPad and browse the tumblr for “artsy” pictures of ladybits, political statements, kitten memes and delight in the occasional hipstamatic photo from yours truly.
I just drank 2 king-size sugarfree redbulls
and I think I can see the air.
make it stop.
Listen
I do a fairly mean Will Ferrell doing Chicago Cubs announcer Harry Caray.
… and I think I just found my new ringtone.
Play
I want to know what is happening
And I want to know right now goddammit.