November 2010
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jesserelley-deactivated20111212 asked: hi
jenfunkyginandtonic asked: Are you from Buffalo or do you just happen to like the Bills because you are a sadist?
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The family is gone...
The last of them left an hour ago. Had 10 people in my house this holiday.
I need a shot and a nap.
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Oooh, the similarities.
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
I don’t think I’m gonna win the Chili Cookoff. But there’s a good chance I’ll come in 2nd.
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Secret Ingredients
Without divulging too much of the ace-up-my-sleeve, I can tell you that there are a couple unorthodox ingredients in my chili. One of them is Vodka. I probably should’ve went with bourbon, but I realized that after I already poured it in. We shall see, I guess. So much for that authentic southern flavor. Oh well. I’m sure it will still taste pretty good. There is definitely some heat...
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Festivus for the rest of us
I have just been informed that we are hosting a Festivus party next month. I am super excited about this. I’ve already started writing down my grievances and have scoured the internet for an adequate Festivus Pole. I should probably work out in preparation for the Feats of Strength.
It will also be the first party we’ve hosted since we’ve moved into our house.
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To The Whore Who Took My Poems
some say we should keep personal remorse from the poem, stay abstract, and there is some reason in this, but jezus; twelve poems gone and I don’t keep carbons and you have my paintings too, my best ones; its stifling: are you trying to crush me out like the rest of them? why didn’t you take my money? they usually do from the sleeping drunken pants sick in the corner. next time take my...
Tumblr: Come for the GPOY, stay for the SST.
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Coming up in our next hour...
… Prince William and Kate Middleton have announced their engagement. We’ll talk to our Royal Family correspondent, so-and-so, about how the lovely couple will be spending the next few months. We’ll also take a look back at all the royal weddings throughout the years, as well as the beautiful gowns and elegant jewelry the royal brides have worn during the elaborate ceremonies....
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Girl Talk - All Day
10 minutes in and the novelty has worn off. I can’t see myself listening to this ever again. Unless I’m at a party. In 1997.
DELETED.
EDIT: I just figured it out. This is cheerleader music.
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So, I watched Scott Pilgrim...
Gotta tell ya, I wasn’t that impressed. I don’t get the hype.
Kinda dumb.
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What is more important?
A work-from-home job that pays you well, but offers no retirement plan and crappy benefits, or a 40-minute commute (1 way) job that pays you slightly better and offers a retirement plan and good bennies, but the slightly better pay is offset by gas/toll money (and the fact that I would have to put on pants)?
good ol’ mr. herbert
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Truthful Tuesday
I have to go somewhere today. It is an appointment, of sorts. I have an appointment with a person at a place somewhere today. During this appointment, the person - a man named Sam - will ask me questions. Sam will ask me questions and I will answer them. The answers I give this Sam will be truthful. Although, I am not above fudging small details if it presents me in a more favorable light.
I will...
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Watch
My Back Yard is Full of Leaves and Dog Shit
A yet-to-be-written poem by Matt Harrington.
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The past tense of Kik is anti-semitic.
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I've been trying to not drink so much...
…and I’ve been doing a really good job with it.
Until tonight.
Because fuck it. That’s why.
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Kik me in the jimmy: MattOnFire
FaceTime me in the face: mattjh2 at gee mail dot com
Send hologram projection of yourself to my holopod: matt@holopod.superface
Telepathically message my brain: mattbrain.head
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I has a Kik
MattOnFire
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I have not been a good internet friend lately
I feel I’ve neglected a lot of you. Sorry.
While I’m not exactly “taking a break,” I’m definitely cutting back on my internetting. And it’s not by choice. I’m a little busier in recent days. Which is a good thing. I’d rather be busy earning money than bored and losing it.
And I’m in one of those funks where I don’t have much to say....
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changing my ringtone for when the wife calls from...
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Meeting cancelled!
Errr… actually postponed until tomorrow.
If anyone wants to facetime me and watch me eat a leftover wilted and soggy salad, now’s your chance.
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