May 2012
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Okay, so how do I make sure I can't be found...
Oh dear lord. This will not end well.
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WatchThe first viewing.
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Daddy Daycare
The wife is going out of town, off to a far off land known as Charleston in the more southern of the Carolinas for some bachelorette party.
Obviously, this a big deal for her since she is leaving her seven month old child for a weekend for the first time ever. And she’s really broken up about it. The wife, that is. But she promised she would attend this girls weekend all those months ago....
That commercial with the hipster douche jumping...
Just stop already.
I’ve had enough.
And I’m not buying your stupid sprint HTC.
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I like being a dad.
You know what? I do. I like being a dad. I may not be a GOOD dad. Or maybe I’m just OKAY at it. I don’t know. Bill Cosby would have to evaluate my fatherhood. But I totally get why some people choose to not procreate. And I respect your decision. Because it takes a special person. And I honestly didn’t know if I could do it a year ago. Turns out, I can. And I think I’m...
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You got a purty mouth, boy
Have any of you people had invisalign before? How long does it take to get used to them?
I’ve been wearing mine for a couple days now. They’re uncomfortable. They don’t hurt… they’re just uncomfortable. And annoying.
I went out for lunch this afternoon and tried to take them out discreetly in the parking lot as I walking into the restaurant but I drooled all over...
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Questions I ask myself during my morning commute
If there was a pill that could make you 6 inches taller, would you take it? Yes.
Even if it meant spending a couple thousand dollars on a new wardrobe? Yes.
What if the pill cost $1,000? Yes.
$2,000? Yes.
A million dollars? No.
If you won $250,000 what would you do with the money? Pay debt.
Then what? You surely don’t have THAT much debt, do you? No, not that much. I guess I’d...
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froggeek replied to your post: AHEM… this is a work-related post
Unfortunately, I am completely grillless.
Not a problem. Just upload a picture of your depressingly empty space where you would wish you could prepare delicious grilled foods.
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AHEM... this is a work-related post
But if you would like the chance to win a brand new outdoor grill, I suggest you do so on my company’s facebook page.
Take a picture of your old grill. Upload it. Get votes. Win. The end.
Also, you will help me keep my job by affirming that I am running a successful social campaign. Please help me keep my job so I can feed my child and post more pictures of her all over the internet.
Almost crawling with special dog cameo
aka-lindsaylooo:
I didn’t know him but my heart aches for those that did. There are a lot of mixed feelings on my dash right now in regards to how to feel or how people are feeling. Everyone that cared about him in one way or another is going to feel how they feel and they have the right to those feelings. I hope he is at peace. I hope each of you grieving also find peace.
Lindsay says exactly...
How come none of you awesome Internet people come...
I think we should schedule these meetups around MY schedule, dammit.
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RIP MCA
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April 2012
12 posts
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Matt is made of sugar and spice and everything...
Wait, what?
Damn you, Internet!
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March 2012
29 posts
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Sometimes I scroll through tumblr with a “get off my lawn” frown. Today is one of those days. Get off my lawn.
Remember when my kid had RSV?
Yeah, well, now I have it. Except I’m a grown-ass man, so I can handle it a little better than her.
Right?
uhhhhhhhhhh make me some souuuuup.
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Who wants some RSV?
Lucy has all of it, and I’m looking to get rid of it for her.
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