May 2012
29 posts
May 30th
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Okay, so how do I make sure I can't be found...
Oh dear lord. This will not end well.
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 26th
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WatchWatch
The first viewing.
May 26th
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Daddy Daycare
The wife is going out of town, off to a far off land known as Charleston in the more southern of the Carolinas for some bachelorette party. Obviously, this a big deal for her since she is leaving her seven month old child for a weekend for the first time ever. And she’s really broken up about it. The wife, that is. But she promised she would attend this girls weekend all those months ago....
May 25th
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That commercial with the hipster douche jumping...
Just stop already. I’ve had enough.  And I’m not buying your stupid sprint HTC.
May 24th
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I like being a dad.
You know what? I do. I like being a dad. I may not be a GOOD dad. Or maybe I’m just OKAY at it. I don’t know. Bill Cosby would have to evaluate my fatherhood. But I totally get why some people choose to not procreate. And I respect your decision. Because it takes a special person. And I honestly didn’t know if I could do it a year ago. Turns out, I can. And I think I’m...
May 24th
41 notes
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You got a purty mouth, boy
Have any of you people had invisalign before? How long does it take to get used to them? I’ve been wearing mine for a couple days now. They’re uncomfortable. They don’t hurt… they’re just uncomfortable. And annoying.  I went out for lunch this afternoon and tried to take them out discreetly in the parking lot as I walking into the restaurant but I drooled all over...
May 23rd
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Questions I ask myself during my morning commute
If there was a pill that could make you 6 inches taller, would you take it? Yes. Even if it meant spending a couple thousand dollars on a new wardrobe? Yes. What if the pill cost $1,000? Yes.  $2,000? Yes. A million dollars? No. If you won $250,000 what would you do with the money? Pay debt. Then what? You surely don’t have THAT much debt, do you? No, not that much. I guess I’d...
May 23rd
26 notes
2 tags
May 21st
28 notes
May 20th
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May 19th
15 notes
2 tags
May 16th
6,149 notes
1 tag
froggeek replied to your post: AHEM… this is a work-related post Unfortunately, I am completely grillless. Not a problem. Just upload a picture of your depressingly empty space where you would wish you could prepare delicious grilled foods.
May 14th
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AHEM... this is a work-related post
But if you would like the chance to win a brand new outdoor grill, I suggest you do so on my company’s facebook page.  Take a picture of your old grill. Upload it. Get votes. Win. The end. Also, you will help me keep my job by affirming that I am running a successful social campaign. Please help me keep my job so I can feed my child and post more pictures of her all over the internet.
May 14th
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May 12th
4,257 notes
Almost crawling with special dog cameo
May 12th
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May 11th
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May 10th
11 notes
aka-lindsaylooo: I didn’t know him but my heart aches for those that did. There are a lot of mixed feelings on my dash right now in regards to how to feel or how people are feeling. Everyone that cared about him in one way or another is going to feel how they feel and they have the right to those feelings. I hope he is at peace. I hope each of you grieving also find peace. Lindsay says exactly...
May 9th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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How come none of you awesome Internet people come...
I think we should schedule these meetups around MY schedule, dammit.
May 5th
7 notes
4 tags
ListenRIP MCA
May 4th
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2 tags
May 4th
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May 1st
14 notes
1 tag
May 1st
18 notes
April 2012
12 posts
Apr 29th
33 notes
1 tag
Matt is made of sugar and spice and everything...
Wait, what? Damn you, Internet!
Apr 26th
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Apr 20th
18 notes
1 tag
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
15 notes
1 tag
Apr 13th
13 notes
2 tags
Apr 13th
30 notes
Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 4th
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March 2012
29 posts
Mar 30th
29 notes
1 tag
Sometimes I scroll through tumblr with a “get off my lawn” frown. Today is one of those days. Get off my lawn.
Mar 28th
6 notes
Remember when my kid had RSV?
Yeah, well, now I have it. Except I’m a grown-ass man, so I can handle it a little better than her. Right?  uhhhhhhhhhh make me some souuuuup.
Mar 28th
14 notes
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Who wants some RSV?
Lucy has all of it, and I’m looking to get rid of it for her.
Mar 23rd
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Mar 21st
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1 tag
Mar 20th
14 notes
1 tag
Mar 19th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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