January 2012
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Anonymous asked: Would you ever move back to Western New York?
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I'm eating a hummus wrap at my desk. If you've got... →
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8 thingamajigs about something or something
Had a twitter conversation with Andrew Koenig (the dude who played Boner Stabone on Growing Pains) a few weeks before he died.
Hung out with all the cool Food Network celebrities this past fall at the NYC Wine and Food Festival.
Was in a play where my only lines were burps. I nailed it.
Met the mailman guy from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood and told him how much the show meant to me growing up. He...
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Baby!
Congrats Jason and Jess! She’s a beauty and I absolutely love the name. Now the real fun begins!
Did she come out holding an iPhone, setting up her tumblr account?
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Reblog if you live in RVA.
moniquexo:
Let’s be friends
Done.
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TRUTH!
Hungry. So hungry. I want to punch something. Then eat it.
I booked a flight to Chicago for March. After hitting SUBMIT, I immediately got that nervous “I hate flying” feeling I get when I fly. I hate flying. I hate it a lot.
My daughter is THIS CLOSE to laughing. She’s almost there. I tickle her feet and make silly faces and talk to her in dumb voices. But still no audible...
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December 2011
15 posts
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Here's a truth for tuessssssday
There is a juice extractor waiting for me on my front porch.
On my way home, I am going to stop at the grocery store and buy a shload of fruits and veggies.
When I get home, I’m going to juice the crap outta them.
Then I will drink said juice.
And it will be good. Well, maybe not GOOD in the tasting sense. But GOOD in the health sense.
Can you juice pizza?
Oh hey, Tumblr
Haven’t been on here in a while. What’s going on? Oh, shit. Gotta go. Baby’s crying. Let’s catch up later.
Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you've...
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Texts from Bennett →
This has made my Thursday infinitely better. Thanks, Bennett. And thanks, internet, for sharing this with me.
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November 2011
24 posts
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How did it take 13 years for this demo to see the...
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Rocky: The Musical →
This story makes me want to go to the pet store, buy a kitten, bring it home, feed it expensive canned food, then punch the crap out of it.
Update on the Iron Chef competition
I won. I mean, my team won. But really, I won.
I WON.
I EFFING WON.
Also, drunk.
I'm competing in an Iron Chef style competition...
and I’m nervous about it because it’s for work … and I really want to win because I’m competitive when it comes to these types of things … but no one else on my team likes to cook … and my boss is one of the judges … and sometimes I pretend to know a lot about food, even though I’ve only learned from watching Food Network and such … and I swear...