the ignorant warmth

Anonymous asked: Would you ever move back to Western New York?

I would. I would need a job. And my wife would need one, too. And I’d need a raise. And a new coat.

But yes, I love WNY. The circumstances would have to be just right, though. To be honest, I think the members of my immediate family who still live there will be leaving at some point in the next 5-10 years, anyway.

You know what might convince me to uproot our lives and move up to WNY? A GODDAMN WINNING FOOTBALL OR HOCKEY TEAM. 

1. Had a twitter conversation with Andrew Koenig (the dude who played Boner Stabone on Growing Pains) a few weeks before he died.
2. Hung out with all the cool Food Network celebrities this past fall at the NYC Wine and Food Festival.
3. Was in a play where my only lines were burps. I nailed it.
4. Met the mailman guy from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood and told him how much the show meant to me growing up. He signed a photo for me and said SPEEDY DELIVERY, then he ran off.
5. Broke my ankle while jumping on a trampoline
6. Got suspended from high school on the last day of my senior year for going on the roof and writing my name in the bell tower.
7. Dropped 50 lbs in less than three months … then gained most of it back.
8. Spoke on a panel about using social media and online resources to find work when you’re unemployed, even though I was unemployed and couldn’t find a job.

Congrats Jason and Jess! She’s a beauty and I absolutely love the name. Now the real fun begins! 

Did she come out holding an iPhone, setting up her tumblr account?

moniquexo:

Let’s be friends

Done.

(Source: breefireflyx3, via enicoleh)